Episode Quotes

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Dax: "Is that how you really like your women? Naked and submissive?"
Quark: "You find such a lifestyle appealing?"
   
Kira: [on Ferengi] "They're greedy, misogynistic, untrustworthy little trolls."
   
Quark: "If you're going to pretend to be a man, act like one. Take the profit!"
   
Quark: "Never place friendship above profit."
Pel: "The twenty-first Rule of Acquisition."
Quark: "I'm glad you agree."
   
Pel: "...so what do you think about my idea?"
Quark: "I think I agree with the fifty-ninth Rule of Acquisition, "Free advice is seldom cheap.""
Pel: "True, but the twenty-second rule says, "A wise man can hear profit in the wind.""
Quark: "I see you know your Rules."
Pel: "All two hundred and eighty-five of them. And the various commentaries as well. I don't plan on being a waiter forever."
Rom: "Good. Then you're fired."
Quark: "Shut up, Rom."
   
Quark: "I'm going to make history, Rom. And I'm going to be rich. And I have the Grand Nagus to thank for it. He must really like me."
Pel: "Just remember one thing, "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.""
Quark: "The forty-eighth Rule of Acquisition."