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	Dax: "Is that how you really like your women? Naked and submissive?" Quark: "You find such a lifestyle appealing?"
	Kira: [on Ferengi] "They're greedy, misogynistic, untrustworthy little trolls."
	Quark: "If you're going to pretend to be a man, act like one. Take the profit!"
	Quark: "Never place friendship above profit." Pel: "The twenty-first Rule of Acquisition." Quark: "I'm glad you agree."
	Pel: "...so what do you think about my idea?" Quark: "I think I agree with the fifty-ninth Rule of Acquisition, "Free advice is seldom cheap."" Pel: "True, but the twenty-second rule says, "A wise man can hear profit in the wind."" Quark: "I see you know your Rules." Pel: "All two hundred and eighty-five of them. And the various commentaries as well. I don't plan on being a waiter forever." Rom: "Good. Then you're fired." Quark: "Shut up, Rom."
	Quark: "I'm going to make history, Rom. And I'm going to be rich. And I have the Grand Nagus to thank for it. He must really like me." Pel: "Just remember one thing, "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife."" Quark: "The forty-eighth Rule of Acquisition."

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