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	Odo: "Humanoid death rituals are an interest of mine." Quark: "Death rituals?" Odo: "Everybody needs a hobby." Quark: "Uh-huh." Odo: "Some species burn their dead, others pack them in blocks of ice... some even surround themselves with the company of family corpses. But the Ferengi ritual of chopping up their loved ones and selling them... I find that... irresistible." Quark: "I'm very busy." Odo: "What a fitting and distinguished way to honor the memory of great Ferengi entrepreneurs. I'm thinking of starting a collection. Putting up a display case in my office. There'll be a special space reserved just for you in there, Quark."
	Mora Pol: "Constable?" Odo: "It's a nickname that I barely tolerate." Mora Pol: "It's an expression of affection that you find difficult to accept."
	Bashir: "I prescribe rest, because it's hard for a doctor to go wrong with that one."
	Sisko: "Dax? Dr. Bashir released you from the Infirmary?" Jadzia: "Dr. Bashir hid my clothes so I wouldn't leave. I had to sneak into my quarters, wearing a hospital gown that didn't quite close in the back."
	Bashir: [to Dax] "My replicator or yours?"

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