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	Quark: "Family Entertainment. That's the future, Odo. There's a fortune to be made. Little Holocreatures running around. Rides and games for the kiddies, Ferengi standing in every doorway selling... useless souvenirs." Odo: "You're going to replace all of your sexual holoprograms with family entertainment?" Quark: "Oh, no! No! I'm expanding! I'm negotiating to lease the space next door so I can use the same hologenerators." Odo: "You're still disgusting." Quark: "'Till the day I die."
	Dax: "Julian, you are a wonderful friend. I enjoy the time we spend together!" Bashir: "Stop! You're driving a stake through my heart!" Dax: "Try a high pitched sonic shower. It'll make you feel better." Bashir: "No it won't! I already tried it."
	Dax: "Sorry I'm late. I was having dinner with Julian." Sisko: "How is our young doctor?" Dax: "Young."
	[As Odo starts running a security scan on the pylons, he watches his security cameras and activates a system showing Quark in a holding cell.] Quark: "Let me out of here! Let me out of here! Get the Nagus on subspace, I want to talk to him and I mean now! I'm not spending another minute in this cell!" Odo: "How did you get in there?" Quark: "How did I get in here? You put me in here!" Odo: "Ahh. Hah! I guess I did, didn't I?" Quark: "Yeah..." Odo: "No imagination indeed. Hah!"
	Computer: "Perimeter sensors are picking up a subspace oscillation." Kira: "What the hell does that mean?"
	Dax: "She really is submissive, isn't she? Is that what you want me to be, Julian? So... submissive?" Fantasy Dax: "I am not submissive! Am I?"
	Odo: "Too many people dream of places they'll never go, wish for things they'll never have... instead of paying adequate attention to their real lives."
	O'Brien: "Why do we tell her stories about evil dwarfs who want to steal children?"

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