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	Q: [discussing Earth] "An abysmal place... Don't get me wrong - a thousand years ago it had character: Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Watergate. Now, it's just mind-numbingly dull!"
	Q: "You hit me! Picard never hit me!" Sisko: "I'm not Picard!" Q: "No, you're not. You're much easier to provoke. How fortunate for me!"
	[after seeing Q] O'Brien: "Bloody hell!"
	Vash: "And they weren't exactly thrilled to see you on Brax either. What did they call you, 'the god of lies'?" Q: "They meant it affectionately."
	Q: "Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Benjy!"
	[after Q makes Quark vanish] Vash: "Q, bring him back!" Q: "What business could you possibly have with that disgusting little troll?!"
	Q: "Alright, fine. What is it you really want?" Vash: "I want the life I had before I met you." Q: "And a stellar life indeed! The eminent Vash - barred from the Royal Museum of Epsilon Hydra VII. Persona non grata on Betazed. Wanted dead on Myrmidon for stealing the Crown of the First Mother." Vash: "Dead or alive!" Q: "Preferably dead!"
	Vash: "You are arrogant, you're overbearing and you think you know everything." Q: "But, I do know everything." Vash: "That only makes it worse".
	Q: "Really Vash, I can't believe you're stil pining for Jean-Luc - that self-righteous do-gooder!"
	Q: "Picard and his lackeys would've solved all this technobabble hours ago."

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