STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE "The Bar Association" #40510-488 Story by Barbara J. Lee & Jenifer A. Lee Teleplay by Robert Hewitt Wolfe & Ira Steven Behr Directed by LeVar Burton THE WRITING CREDITS MAY NOT BE FINAL AND SHOULD NOT BE USED FOR PUBLICITY OR ADVERTISING PURPOSES WITHOUT FIRST CHECKING WITH THE TELEVISION LEGAL DEPARTMENT. Copyright 1995 Paramount Pictures Corporation. All Rights Reserved. This script is not for publication or reproduction. No one is authorized to dispose of same. If lost or destroyed, please notify the Script Department. Return to Script Department FINAL DRAFT PARAMOUNT PICTURES CORPORATION December 13, 1995 STAR TREK: DS9 "The Bar Association" - 12/13/95 - CAS STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE "The Bar Association" CAST SISKO ROM ODO GRIMP BASHIR FROOL DAX LEETA QUARK WAITERS & DABO GIRLS O'BRIEN WORF KIRA Non-Speaking Non-Speaking N.D. SUPERNUMERARIES STAR TREK: DS9 - "The Bar Association" - 12/13/95 - SETS STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE "The Bar Association" SETS INTERIORS EXTERIORS DEEP SPACE NINE DEEP SPACE NINE CAPTAIN'S OFFICE HABITAT RING CORRIDOR INFIRMARY OPS PROMENADE/SECOND LEVEL QUARK'S ROM'S QUARTERS SECURITY/HOLDING AREA SECURITY OFFICE SURGERY DEFIANT BRIDGE CREW QUARTERS DEEP SPACE NINE -"The Bar Association"- 12/14/95 -PRONUNCIATION STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE "The Bar Association" PRONUNCIATION GUIDE BERLINGHOFF RASMUSSEN BERR-ling-hoff ras-MYU-sen BORU ask Colm CLONTARF ask Colm DAIMON LURIN DAY-mun LOOR-in FERENGINAR fer-ENG-i-nar FROOL FROOL (rhymes w/ drool) GRIMP GRIMP (rhymes w/ shrimp) HASPERAT HAS-per-uht JEM'HADAR JEM-huh-DAR KAR-TELOS KAR TEE-los LISSEPIAN li-SEP-ee-an NAUSICAAN NAW-si-can OO-MOX 00-mox P'TAK puh-TAHK SEAN ALOYSIUS SHAWN al-oh-WIH-shus DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - TEASER 1. STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE "The Bar Association" TEASER FADE IN: 1 EXT. SPACE (OPTICAL) (STOCK) As the Defiant emerges from the wormhole. 2 INT. DEFIANT - BRIDGE WORF is in the Captain's Chair, DAX is at the helm. N.D. Starfleet Officers man the other stations. WORF Prepare for arrival. Dax operates some controls, then... DAX Approaching Docking Port Five. WORF Proceed. Dax operates the necessary controls. Dax decides to have a little fun with Worf now that the mission is over. DAX (slightly suggestive) The docking port's open. Mooring clamps extended. Thrusters engaged. Worf looks over at Dax, somewhat disturbed by her suggestive tone. There's an deep echoing SOUND as the ship links up to the station. DAX (playful) Coupling complete. (to Worf) There's nothing so satisfying as a nice smooth docking at the end of a mission. Don't you think so, commander? Worf knows Dax is trying to get a response out of him and decides not to play along. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - TEASER 2. 2 CONTINUED: WORF (poker-faced) It was... satisfactory. (to com) Department heads prepare reports for tomorrow's briefing. All hands dismissed. The N.D.s begin filing off the bridge. Only Dax and Worf linger behind. DAX I'd call that a successful mission. Five days in the Gamma Quadrant and no sign of the Jem'Hadar. Worf nods, but his mind is on other things. WORF Commander, during our maneuvers through that asteroid belt in the Kar-telos system, I noticed the Defiant felt a little... sluggish when turning hard aport. DAX (nods) The inertial dampening generators may need realignment. WORF I'll begin drawing up a schedule immediately. And while we're at it, we should also recalibrate the targeting scanners and check the EPS relays. DAX O'Brien's going to be a little disappointed. He thought he finally had the ship running smoothly. WORF Chief O'Brien has done an excellent job. This is a fine ship. (a beat) But, it is my duty to keep her functioning at peak proficiency. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - TEASER 3. 2 CONTINUED: (2) Worf looks around the bridge with admiration. Dax smiles.. DAX (realization) Mister Worf, you're in love. (off Worf's look) With the Defiant. WORF (bristling) You exaggerate. As usual. (a beat) However, I must admit, without the Defiant, my assignment here would be much less... gratifying. Dax starts to leave, glances around the bridge. DAX You know... I think she likes you too. Dax EXITS, leaving Worf alone on the bridge. 3 INT. QUARK'S O'BRIEN and Bashir are standing by the dabo wheel, wearing gear appropriate for Irish warriors of the early eleventh century. LEETA, Bashir's dabo girl, is working the wheel. BASHIR (to O'Brien) I feel silly. LEETA (chiming in) I like it. It shows off your legs. O'BRIEN There, you see. Your public has spoken. LEETA Have fun. Leeta gives Bashir a kiss on the cheek and he and O'Brien head up the stairs to the holosuite. BASHIR (skeptical, to O'Brien) What's this holosuite program of yours called again? DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - TEASER 4. 3 CONTINUED: O'BRIEN The Battle of Clontarf. You and me and a thousand stalwart Irish warriors against a ravening hoard of Vikings. It's like the Battle of Britain, only with swords. BASHIR Why do you get to be the High King? O'BRIEN I'm a direct descendant of King Brian Boru. (a beat) Besides... it's my program. Bashir sees that O'Brien will brook no argument. BASHIR I suppose it's only fair. O'Brien and Bashir EXIT up the stairs. 4 NEW ANGLE On ROM, who is working behind the bar, moaning and meticulously mixing a very complicated drink with lots of exotic ingredients. QUARK joins him, scanning the bar with a worried look. Business is light and there are no Bajorans present. QUARK (re: Rom's moan) I know exactly how you feel. (a curse) The Bajoran Time of Cleansing. Could someone explain to me why the Bajorans need to abstain from worldly pleasures for an entire month? I mean, it's not like they're a bunch of hedonistic holosuite-obsessed drunkards to begin with. Rom moans. QUARK (without looking at him) No use moaning about it. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - TEASER 5. 4 CONTINUED: ROM (in agony) It hurts. This gets Quark's attention. He looks over at Rom, who is still mixing the drink. QUARK Who's that for? ROM Me. It's one of Moogie's home remedies. QUARK (can't believe it) Your ear again? Rom pours the contents of the glass into a tall thin beaker, adds a drop of something to make it foam and then pours the liquid into his ear. QUARK That's disgusting. You want to drive away the rest of my customers? Rom looks terrible. He stands up, stilling wincing in pain and holds his ear. ROM I feel dizzy. QUARK What else is new? Now go wait on table seven. Just then, Leeta comes up to the bar, puts her tray down and looks at Rom with sympathy. LEETA Rom, you look terrible. I think you'd better lie down. QUARK (to Leeta) I don't pay you to think. I pay you to spin the dabo wheel. So get spinning. Leeta looks around at the almost empty bar. LEETA But no one's gambling. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - TEASER 6. 4 CONTINUED: (2) QUARK How can they gamble when you're not at the wheel? Rom has his own problems. ROM I really don't feel good. LEETA (to Quark) Can't you see he's sick? He needs to lie down. QUARK Just because you happen to be intimately acquainted with Doctor Bashir's bedside manner doesn't make you a medical expert. Rom's looking weak and wobbly. ROM Brother? Am I still standing? LEETA (to Quark) What I do during my time off is no business of yours. QUARK If you don't get back to work this instant, you're going to have more time off than you know what to do with. (to Rom) And the same goes for you. Rom clenches his teeth and tries to fight past the pain. ROM Yes, Brother. But the pain is too great and he's overcome, fainting backward out of frame. He lands with a crash. Quark nudges him with his toe to see if he's awake, but Rom doesn't respond. Leeta kneels down to examine him. LEETA Aren't you going to do something? DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - TEASER 7. 4 CONTINUED: (3) QUARK Of course I am. I'm going to dock his pay. (to Ferengi waiter) Broik. Clean up this mess. And as Quark stomps off... 5 CLOSE ON ROM Out cold and oblivious to what's going on around him. Hold on Rom's unconscious form for a beat, then.... FADE OUT. END OF TEASER DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 11 - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 8. ACT ONE FADE IN: (NOTE: Episode credits fall over opening scenes) 6 INT. INFIRMARY Bashir is treating Rom's infected ear with a high-tech medical instrument. Rom is still hurting but not as bad as he was before. BASHIR This is one stubborn infection. How long have you had it? ROM (guessing) A couple of weeks. BASHIR (outraged) You mean to tell me that you've been walking around with a seeping infection of the tympanic membrane for two weeks? Rom thinks it over. ROM More like three, actually. BASHIR Rom, you could have died. Another forty-eight hours and you'd've been bidding for a new life in the Divine Treasury. ROM I guess it's a good thing I fainted when I did. BASHIR Why didn't you come to see me sooner? ROM I couldn't. I was busy. BASHIR I'm sure your brother could've spared you for half an hour. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 9. 6 CONTINUED: ROM It would've been a violation of my contract. Paragraph seventy-six, subsection three. "Employees of Quark's Bar and Holding Company are strictly prohibited from leaving the work environment during business hours unless ordered to do so by their employer. Any failure to comply with this provision will result in severe fines and possible dismissal." (a beat) It's a standard provision in all Ferengi labor contracts. Bashir is amazed by the unfairness of Rom's contract. BASHIR You mean you don't get time off if you're sick. ROM It's all part of our... (slightly sarcastic) Generous employee compensation package: "No sick days, no vacations, no paid overtime." BASHIR It sounds like you need a better contract. ROM There's no such thing. Ferengi labor contracts are all the same. Bashir finishes fixing up Rom's ear. BASHIR That should do it. But I want you to see me for a follow-up first thing tomorrow morning. Rom gets to his feet. ROM It'll have to be before the bar opens. Bashir shakes his head. He can't believe how downtrodden Rom is. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 10. 6 CONTINUED: (2) BASHIR (a throwaway) What you people need is a union. Rom is horrified at the mere mention of the word. ROM A what? BASHIR (off the cuff) You know... a trade guild... a collective bargaining association. A union. Something to keep you from being exploited. ROM You don't understand. Ferengi workers don't want to stop the exploitation. We want to find a way to become the exploiters. Rom turns to leave, but Bashir gets in a parting word. BASHIR Suit yourself. But I don't see you exploiting anybody. Rom can't argue with that, so instead of replying he hurries out of the room. 7 INT. QUARK'S The bar is even emptier than it was before. It's nearly closing time. Rom ENTERS and Leeta comes up to see how he's doing. LEETA How did it go? ROM I'm okay. LEETA Julian's a wonderful doctor. Your brother should've let you see him weeks ago. ROM It's not Quark's fault that I got sick. I forgot to get my bimonthly ear scan. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 7 CONTINUED: ROM (Cont'd) (embarrassed) And besides, I've probably been getting too much oo-mox. Leeta smiles. She didn't know Rom was such a lady's man. LEETA Really? Who's the lucky female? ROM No female. Just me. Leeta realizes her pathetic image of Rom is only too accurate. LEETA (pitying) I'm sorry. Rom brightens, never one to miss an opportunity. ROM (pushing his ear toward her) Sorry enough to do something about it? LEETA (looking for an excuse) I don't think Julian would approve. Rom knows there's no hope but is Ferengi enough to give it one more try. ROM You could ask him. 8 NEW ANGLE Just then, Quark comes out of the back room. He clears his throat loudly. QUARK All right, everyone. Gather around. I have an announcement to make. LEETA (to Rom, under her breath) What now? Rom, Leeta, and the other dabo girls and Ferengi waiters gather around Quark. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 12. 8 CONTINUED: QUARK I've just been going over today's receipts and it's not good. The only thing this Bajoran Cleansing Ritual has cleansed is my profit margin. So starting tomorrow, everyone's salary gets cut by a third. It was either that or fire half the staff. Don't bother thanking me. Quark's workers look devastated by the news, especially Leeta. LEETA I can't afford a pay cut. QUARK It's either a pay cut or a layoff. You decide. (to all) Now everyone get back to work. I want this place cleaned up and the lights off in ten minutes. The workers turn back to their task, all except for Rom, who approaches his brother. Maybe it's the talk he had with Bashir, or maybe he's just suffered one indignation too many, but he's chosen this moment to make a stand. ROM Brother, this isn't right. You can't just cut people's salaries without warning. QUARK isn't used to having his judgement questioned and responds with an edge. QUARK Actually, I can. And I have. Now why don't you concentrate on keeping your hands off your lobes and leave business matters to me? ROM But once the Cleansing Ritual is over you'll restore everyone's salary, right? Quark isn't impressed. QUARK That depends on next quarter's fiscal summation. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 13. 8 CONTINUED: (2) As far as Quark is concerned, this is the end of the conversation. But Rom's not ready to give up. ROM Brother, I'm asking you as a personal favor to reconsider this pay cut. QUARK Anything for you. Quark makes a show of thinking it over for a beat, then... QUARK There. I've reconsidered it. My decision stands. ROM But, brother... QUARK Don't "brother" me. In this bar you're not my brother. You're my employee. And employees have no right to question the management's decisions. Rom goes cold. He's had just about enough. ROM I'm warning you, if you don't rescind the pay cuts, you're going to regret it. QUARK (dismissive) The only thing I regret is not being an only child. And with that, Quark EXITS. 9 CLOSE ON ROM Who clenches his jaw, determined to make Quark see the error of his ways. 10 INT. HABITAT RING CORRIDOR Dax and Worf are wearing their workout gear. Worf is carrying a bat'leth, and Dax is taking some practice passes with the mek'leth (short sword) as they walk down the hall. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 14. 10 CONTINUED: DAX You know, I think I'm finally getting the hang of this mek'leth. Worf doesn't answer. DAX Don't you think? WORF It would seem so. DAX Then why haven't you told me? WORF A Klingon warrior does not need the praise of his teacher. DAX I'm not a Klingon warrior. (joking) I'm a beautiful and sensitive young woman. And I thrive on... Worf's stops in his tracks and holds up his hand to quiet her. DAX (softly) What is it? WORF (whispers) Listen. Dax listens and hears a faint rustling noise from the ceiling. She points up to the ceiling. Worf nods in agreement, and without warning, lifts his bat'leth and yanks open a panel from the ceiling. 11 NEW ANGLE As a Dopterian thief tumbles from a crawlspace in the roof and falls to the floor. A bag of booty spills down next to him. Worf points the bat'leth at the Dopterian's chest. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 15. 11 CONTINUED: WORF Do not move. Dax reaches over and picks up something from the booty. It's Worf's tooth sharpener. DAX Isn't this your tooth sharpener? Worf's lips twist into a snarl and we... CUT TO: 12 INT. SECURITY OFFICE As Worf ENTERS and flings the Dopterian thief into the room. ODO, who was in the middle of conferring with a deputy, reacts. WORF This p'tak just robbed my quarters. ODO (to the Deputy) Put him in a holding cell. The Deputy hauls off the Dopterian. ODO (to Worf) I'll need a statement. WORF And you'll have one. But I want to know why such a security breach was allowed to occur in the first place. ODO Unfortunately, these things happen. WORF They did not happen on the Enterprise. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 16. 12 CONTINUED: Odo smiles. He's been waiting for just such a moment as this. ODO Really. Odo punches some commands into his desk computer to bring up some information. ODO (reading) Let's see. Stardate 46235.7, Ferengi privateers led by Daimon Lurin boarded and seized control of the Enterprise using two salvaged Klingon birds of prey. Stardate 45349.1 Berlinghoff Rasmussen, a petty criminal impersonating a scientist, committed numerous acts of theft against the crew of the Enterprise. Shall I continue? Worf doesn't like to be reminded of either of these incidents, even though they weren't really his fault. WORF That will not be necessary. ODO I know that these incidents were the exception rather than the rule. But if security breaches like those can happen on the flagship of the Federation, imagine the difficulty of maintaining security at an open port such as DS Nine. Worf's a little frustrated, but he understands Odo's point. WORF I understand. It's just that I find it... irritating. ODO So do I. But I'm afraid you're just going to have to get used to it. Hold on Worf for a beat. This isn't a prospect that he finds appealing. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 17. 13 INT. ROM'S QUARTERS The room is crowded with Ferengi waiters and dabo girls. All Quark's workers from every shift are here, so it's pretty cramped. Among those present are two of Quark's senior waiters, GRIMP, an ambitious young Ferengi on his way up who's not afraid to step on anyone who gets in his way, and FROOL, an older Ferengi waiter. Frool's seen the best of times and the worst of times, but has never quite grasped the latinum ring. Rom stands on his couch and addresses the crowd. ROM Thank you all for coming. I know that in the past I've always defended my brother whenever he's taken a stance that's proven unpopular with the staff. There are grumbles of agreement from the employees. It's beginning to look like Rom's called them here to back Quark up. ROM But I'm not going to do that today. The employees react with surprise. GRIMP You're not? ROM (determined) No. I'm not. (to all) Quark's just using the Cleansing Ritual to increase his profits at our expense. It's not fair. And we're not going to take it. GRIMP (cynical) Since when? DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT ONE 18. 13 CONTINUED: ROM Since right now. LEETA What are we going to do about it? ROM We're going to fight back. In the only way we can. We're going to form a... a... Rom's nerves fail him for a bit as he gets to the sacrilegious word. FROOL A what? ROM (pushing through) We're going to form... a Union. And as the room explodes with the sound of everyone reacting and talking at once, we... FADE OUT. END OF ACT ONE DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " 11 - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO 19. ACT TWO FADE IN:. 14 INT. ROM'S QUARTERS - CONTINUOUS Grimp and the other waiters can't believe what they're hearing. GRIMP Rom... are you insane? You've just destroyed the lives of every Ferengi in this room. When the F.C.A. finds out we've even been talking about a... a... LEETA A Union. GRIMP Don't say that word again. We're in enough trouble as it is. Frool tries to think of a way to save everyone's hide. FROOL The Ferengi Commerce Authority doesn't have to hear about this. If we all go back to work now, no one else has to know this ever happened. GRIMP It's too late for that. The F.C.A. has ears everywhere. And as soon as their lobes get wind of this, we're doomed. All the Ferengis are definitely looking very antsy. Rom knows the meeting's close to breaking up. This is his moment. He has to seize the day, to dare to eat the peach. ROM (softly at first, then growing in strength) All right. So we're doomed. F.C.A. Liquidators will probably haunt us for the rest of our lives. (a beat) But I say if they're going to come after us, let's give them a good reason. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO 20. 14 CONTINUED: ROM (Cont,d) Every one of you, Ferengi and non- Ferengi alike, knows that the way Quark treats us is unfair. (singling out examples) Frool, don't you deserve a day off when your back starts acting up? FROOL Well, I suppose... ROM (steamrolling) And Grimp, wouldn't you like to take a paid vacation? GRIMP You're being ridiculous. ROM Answer the question. GRIMP It's not going to happen. ROM It won't happen unless you make it happen. We're Ferengi. And when a Ferengi sees an opportunity, what does he do? FROOL He seizes it. ROM That's right. Rom looks over at Leeta who gives him an encouraging smile. ROM (continuing) Well, we've got an opportunity right now. And I for one intend to grab it. We've been exploited long enough. It's time to be strong, to take control of our lives, our dignity... and our profits. (working himself into a frenzy) Strike a blow against Quark. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO 20A 14 CONTINUED: (2) ROM (Cont'd) Strike a blow against the F.C.A. Strike a blow against exploitation. (a beat) Are you with me? LEETA Yes. Following Leeta's lead, all the other dabo girls shout their approval. LEETA AND DABO GIRLS (begin chanting) Union... union... union... Frool and Grimp and the other Ferengis exchange looks. They're not thrilled by this, but in the end they know they have nothing to lose. They begin chanting as well. WAITERS AND DABO GIRLS (chanting) Union... union... union... And as the workers rally around him, Rom breaks into a wide grin. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO 21. 15 INT. INFIRMARY Bashir is checking out O'Brien at the examining table, examining something on the back of his neck. BASHIR What you've got there... is a sebaceous cyst. O'BRIEN I know it's a cyst. But it's getting bigger. BASHIR It's really nothing to worry about. Dermatologically speaking, you're perfectly healthy. O'BRIEN I'm perfectly healthy except I've got a disgusting cyst on the back of my neck. Now either I paint a nose, eyes and mouth on it and pretend I've got two heads, or you take it off. BASHIR I'll get you some paint. O'Brien's tired of kidding around. O'BRIEN Julian... get it off of me. BASHIR All right, all right. But you know what they say... two heads are better than one. O'BRIEN (not amused) I'm waiting. Bashir goes to get a medical instrument. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO 22. 15 CONTINUED: Bashir begins removing the cyst (which we never see). Just then... 16 NEW ANGLE Rom ENTERS, looking excited but a little frazzled. ROM Doctor Bashir, I need your help. BASHIR That ear acting up again? ROM My ear's fine. I need some advice. (whispers) About Unions. Bashir doesn't even remember the conversation. BASHIR Unions? ROM You said the other day I should form a union. So I did. It's all coming back to Bashir. BASHIR Rom, I was speaking theoretically. ROM And I put your theory into practice. All of Quark's employees have joined. We're going to force him to treat us better. (looks worried) I hope. O'BRIEN A union, huh? Good for you. ROM You know about Unions? From O'Brien's expression, it's obvious he does. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO 23. 16 CONTINUED: O'BRIEN Who do you think led the Pennsylvania coal miners during the anthracite strike of nineteen oh-two? ROM I have no idea. O'BRIEN Sean Aloysius O'Brien. BASHIR I didn't know that. O'BRIEN There're lots of things about my family that you don't know. (to Rom) Eleven months those mines were closed and they didn't open again until every last one of the miners' demands were met. ROM You mean, we should force Quark to close the bar? Bashir doesn't like the direction that this conversation is going. BASHIR Only as a last resort. If he's reasonable about meeting your requests, there's no need for a strike. O'BRIEN Quark reasonable? Not likely. (to Rom) Mark my words, you'll have to strike. And when you do, you'll have to be strong. Rom is getting more and more confident hearing O'Brien back him up. ROM Just like Sean O'Brien. O'BRIEN Exactly. (to Bashir) You know he had the biggest funeral in all of Western Pennsylvania. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO 24. 16 CONTINUED: (2) ROM Funeral? O'BRIEN They fished his body out of the Allegheny River a week before the strike ended. The story is he had thirty-two bullets in him... (trying to remember) Or was it thirty three. Rom looks disturbed. Bashir tries to raise his spirits. BASHIR But he died a hero. O'BRIEN (with quiet pride) He was more than a hero. He was a union man. Some of O'Brien's pride is infectious. Rom stands a little taller. 17 EXT. SPACE - DEEP SPACE NINE (STOCK) (OPTICAL). Establishing. 18 INT. OPS Worf is at his station but his monitors are down. O'Brien is working on the console, poking around in a open panel. O'BRIEN I see the problem now. You've got a bad ODN relay in here. We'll have to replace the whole unit. This is not what Worf wanted to hear. WORF How long will that take? O'BRIEN Two or three hours. But after that, it'll work like a charm. WORF Until the next time it breaks down. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO 25. 18 CONTINUED: O'BRIEN That's the problem when you combine Cardassian, Bajoran and Federation technology. None of it was meant to work together. WORF How do you tolerate working in this environment? O'Brien shrugs it off. O'BRIEN It's a lot easier than working on the Enterprise. WORF Easier? The Enterprise never had these kind of problems. O'BRIEN Tell me about it. Do you have any idea how bored I used to get sitting in that Transporter Room waiting for something to break down. Here, I've got a half dozen new things to worry about every day. This station needs me. (a beat) Do me a favor and hand me that coil spanner. Worf hands O'Brien the instrument, but he's still not convinced that Deep Space Nine's peculiarities are a good thing. 19 INT. PROMENADE It's the next day. Quark is walking to the bar to open up. He's in a fairly good mood. He passes a Bajoran monk who's incensing the entrance to the shrine. QUARK (waves) Happy Cleansing. The monk nods and Quark heads for his bar. 20 INT. QUARK'S Quark ENTERS to find his entire workforce waiting for him, with Rom at the forefront. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO 26. 20 CONTINUED: QUARK If this is a surprise birthday party, you're a month late. ROM It's not a party. Rom holds out a PADD. ROM We're the Guild of Restaurant and Casino Employees and we're here to present our demands. Quark looks surprised. QUARK The Guild of Restaurant and Casino Employees? What's that supposed to be? ROM What does it sound like? QUARK It's sounds like a... a... (disgusted) A Union. ROM Exactly. So you'd better take our demands seriously. Quark snatches the list from Rom's hand and reads it. QUARK Increased pay? Shorter hours? Paid sick leave? Quark can't help it. He bursts into laughter. ROM This is no joke. QUARK Yes, it is. And the fact that you don't know that is what makes it so funny. (to all) Now get back to work before I fire the whole lot of you. Rom clenches his jaw. He's not about to back down. ROM You can't fire us. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT TWO 27. 20 CONTINUED: (2) QUARK Why not? ROM Because as of right now, we're all on strike. As a Quark reacts in surprise to this disturbing news, we... FADE OUT. END OF ACT TWO DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 11 - 1/08/96 - ACT THREE 28. ACT THREE FADE IN: 21 INT. PROMENADE - OUTSIDE QUARK'S Leeta, Grimp, Frool and the other striking employees have lined up and formed a human chain two rows deep in front of Quark's. Rom is in front of the line. He greets each would be patron as they come to the door, then hands them a slip of latinum, and bribes them to leave. ROM (to passersby) Thank you for not patronizing Quark's. Thank you for not patronizing Quark's. Thank you for not patronizing Quark's. Most of the patrons walk away. LEETA (to Grimp) I hope Rom's voice holds out. GRIMP I hope our latinum holds out. And as Rom continues to bribe away Quark's patrons... CUT TO: 22 INT. QUARK'S (OPTICAL) Quark's is virtually deserted. There are no Bajorans or humans on the premises, only Morn, a Bolian, and a couple of Pakleds. Odo comes down the stairs and approaches Quark, who's carrying a tray. ODO You wanted to see me. Quark turns and looks at Odo with a friendly smile. QUARK May I take you're order, sir? ODO Quark, I'm in no mood for games. QUARK There seems to be an opening at the dabo table. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT THREE 29. 22 CONTINUED: QUARK (Cont'd) Or perhaps I could interest you in some time in the holo- holo- holosuite? As Quark is speaking static begins to appear all over his body, until suddenly he fades out, dropping the tray to the ground with a crash. QUARK (O.S.) (exasperated) Not again. 23 NEW ANGLE (OPTICAL) As Quark hurries over to Odo. We now notice along with Odo that there are a bunch of Quarks in the bar, serving drinks, taking orders and working at the dado table. QUARK Are you carrying a tricorder or anything with a portable energy source? ODO What are you talking about? Quark retrieves the fallen tray. QUARK I'm still working the bugs out of these holographic waiters. The Lissepian who sold me the program neglected to mention that certain energy sources can interfere with the imaging system. ODO Looks like there's no end to the problems you're facing. QUARK I can take care of the Lissepian, but I need you to get those... traitors away from my front door. They're blocking access to my place of business, causing a disturbance on the Promenade, and they're probably a fire hazard. They belong in a holding cell... every last one of them. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT THREE 30. 23 CONTINUED: ODO I don't like to admit this... but I agree with you. From what Chief O'Brien's told me about strikes, they sound like trouble. I don't like mobs. In my opinion, if you need one to get what you want, it's not worth getting. This is the first good news Quark has had in a while. He thinks he sees the light at the end of the tunnel. QUARK Good, then you'll haul them away. ODO I'll do nothing of the sort. QUARK (crestfallen) But you said... ODO I know what I said. But I have strict orders from Captain Sisko not to "impinge" on your employees' "freedom of expression." As long as they stay peaceful and allow your customers access through the second level entrance, I'm not allowed to interfere. QUARK In that case, would you mind serving some drinks? Quark holds out the tray to Odo; Odo just turns and walks away. QUARK I didn't think so. We hold on Quark as the sound of another tray crashing to the ground off screen echoes through the bar. He flinches. 24 INT. PROMENADE - SECOND LEVEL Bashir and O'Brien are across the bridge from Quark's watching people as they walk by Quark's second level entrance. Two Starfleet officers, obviously a couple, walk together down the Second Level. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT THREE 31. 24 CONTINUED: They approach the door to Quark's. BASHIR (aside, to O'Brien) Pass. The two officers pass by Quark's without even looking inside. Bashir looks over at O'Brien as if to say "I told you so." O'BRIEN That one was too easy. BASHIR What about that Vulcan? O'Brien turns and sees a Vulcan approaching the entrance. O'BRIEN With their sense of ethics? Definitely on the side of labor. Pass. True to O'Brien's prediction, the Vulcan passes by. Next comes a Pakled. BASHIR I'd say this one's an "Enter." Sure enough the Pakled goes inside. O'BRIEN Lucky guess. Bashir can't deny it. The next person to come near the entrance is Worf. O'BRIEN Pass. He barely set foot in the place when there wasn't a strike. BASHIR (agreeing) Quark's not exactly his favorite person. Bashir and O'Brien watch as to their shock and dismay, Worf ENTERS the bar. BASHIR (surprised) I can't believe he's an "Enter." O'BRIEN Not for long. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " -1/08/96 - ACT THREE 32. 24 CONTINUED: (2) O'Brien's not about to let a fellow Starfleet officer turn strikebreaker. He's already on the move. Bashir follows. BASHIR Where are you going? O'BRIEN To talk some sense into him. (calling out) Commander. Hold on. O'Brien and Bashir pursue Worf into Quark's and we... CUT TO: 25 INT. SECURITY - HOLDING AREA SISKO stands in the center of the holding area, looking into a cell. He doesn't know whether to be angry or amused. SISKO I don't believe what I'm seeing. 26 NEW ANGLE To include Bashir, O'Brien and Worf standing shoulder to shoulder in one of the holding cells, looking incredibly ashamed of themselves. Bashir has a cut on his forehead. WORF Sir, if I could explain... SISKO Mister Worf, do I look like I'm ready for an explanation? (exasperated) Three of my senior staff, brawling on the Promenade. O'BRIEN With all due respect, sir. We weren't brawling. SISKO Maybe you should take a closer look at Doctor Bashir's forehead. O'Brien glances back at Bashir. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar " - 1/08/96 - ACT THREE 33. 26 CONTINUED: O'BRIEN He shouldn't have gotten in the way. But Bashir isn't about to take the blame for his own injury. BASHIR I was trying to stop the fight. WORF We weren't fighting. SISKO Then what were you doing? O'BRIEN We were... O'Brien and Worf look at each other as if trying to figure out how to put the best spin on things. WORF Having a difference of opinion. Sisko looks skeptical. O'BRIEN I suppose there at the end, we might have done... a bit of shoving. SISKO (not letting them off the hook) According to Odo, Doctor Bashir got shoved over a table. WORF That was an accident. BASHIR Things just got a little out of hand. SISKO Things got more than a little out of hand. I suppose I'm going to have to talk with Quark myself... find a way to settle this strike and get things back to normal around here. Sisko turns to go. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT THREE 34. 26 CONTINUED: (2) O'BRIEN Uh... Captain. (once he's got Sisko's attention) Can we leave now? Sisko thinks about it for a beat, then... SISKO I'll tell Constable Odo to let you go... in the morning. And with that, Sisko EXITS, leaving Worf, O'Brien and BASHIR together in the holding cell. BASHIR I hope you're proud of yourselves. Worf and O'Brien look properly chagrinned. 27 INT. CAPTAIN'S OFFICE Quark and Sisko are in mid-conversation. Quark is on his best behavior. QUARK Captain, believe me... I want this strike settled as much as you do. SISKO Then settle it. QUARK It's not that simple. SISKO Make it simple. Sit down with your brother and hammer out an agreement. Today. QUARK Captain, I'm afraid you don't understand what a delicate situation this is. Even talking with strikers would be a violation of the most sacred precepts of Ferengi culture. SISKO Maybe I don't know much about Ferengi culture... but I do know who holds the lease on your bar. Quark doesn't like the sound of that. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar " - 1/08/96 - ACT THREE 35. 27 CONTINUED: QUARK The Federation. And I couldn't ask for better landlords. SISKO That's because we don't ask you to pay your rent... or to reimburse us for your maintenance repairs... or the drain you put on the station's power supply... QUARK You're a very generous people. SISKO Until today. Sisko takes out a PADD and begins calculating. SISKO Let's see. Five years of back rent, plus power consumption, plus the repairs... Do you know how much latinum that is? Quark knows exactly how much. QUARK (defeated) A lot. SISKO That's right. QUARK I'll talk to my brother. SISKO I'm glad we're in agreement. 28 INT. ROM'S QUARTERS Rom is in his quarters studying a bunch of PADDS. The door CHIMES. ROM (absentminded) Come in. Quark ENTERS with a PADD. ROM (with an edge) What do you want? DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " 1/08/96 - ACT THREE 36. 28 CONTINUED: QUARK Here. He hands Rom the PADD, who takes it and looks at it. ROM What's this? QUARK It's the amount a latinum I'm willing to transfer into your private account if you'll just end this strike. ROM Are we talking about slips, strips, or bars? QUARK (hopeful) Slips. Rom looks at Quark, vaguely insulted. QUARK All right, strips. Rom hands Quark back the PADD. ROM It wouldn't matter if it were bars. I'm not going to end the strike unless you meet our demands. Quark's surprised. He was sure Rom could be bought. QUARK Rom, we shouldn't be fighting. We're brothers. ROM Not when it comes to business. We're nothing but employer and employee. You said so yourself. QUARK I was wrong. Rom shakes his head. He won't be mollified. He's taking this more seriously than anything he's ever done. ROM No, you weren't. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT THREE 37. 28 CONTINUED: (2) QUARK Rom, can't we talk about this? ROM There's only one thing I have to say to you. Rom picks up a PADD and reads from it. ROM (continues) "Workers of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains." Quark looks at his brother in horrified amazement. QUARK (tragic) What's happened to you? Rom doesn't answer. There's a rift between the two brothers that won't be easily repaired. 29 EXT. SPACE - DEEP SPACE NINE (OPTICAL) As before. 30 INT. QUARK'S It's late. Quark ENTERS. He's had the wind taken out of his sails by his meetings with Sisko and Rom. He enters with his head down, lost in his own thoughts. BRUNT (O.S.) It's about time you got back. Quark looks up, surprised that there's anyone here. 31 NEW ANGLE To show Quark's P.O.V. There's a familiar menacing- looking Ferengi waiting in the bar, along with two burly Nausicaans. It's BRUNT, the F.C.A. liquidator from "FAMILY BUSINESS." Quark's not exactly happy to see him. QUARK Brunt? DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT THREE 38. 31 CONTINUED: BRUNT That's Liquidator Brunt to you. I see you remember me. QUARK (suspicious) Who could forget. What do you want? BRUNT Don't worry, Quark. I'm here to help. The Ferengi Commerce Authority has ordered me to end this nasty little labor dispute of yours. QUARK How do you propose to do that? Brunt smiles. It's an evil smile. BRUNT By any means necessary. Quark looks from Brunt to the two burly Nausicaans. He knows this means trouble. Hold on Quark's troubled expression for a beat, then... FADE OUT. END OF ACT THREE DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 39. ACT FOUR FADE IN: 32 INT. ROM'S QUARTERS Rom has called a meeting of the union and all of Quark's workers are present. They're all feeling pretty good. The strike seems to be working. FROOL (smug) I hear Quark only had fourteen customers all day. LEETA (nods) And he'll have even less tomorrow. I've been talking to people all over the station and support for our cause is growing. FROOL Quark will have to settle. It's either that or go out of business. Frool and Leeta are convinced they're winning, but Grimp isn't so sure. GRIMP I don't know. Quark can be awfully stubborn. I think he'd rather lose the bar than give in to us. ROM Grimp, don't be such a pessimist. Remember Rule of Acquisition two- sixty-three: "Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum." GRIMP Your brother can quote the Rules of Acquisition, too. I think his favorite is two-eleven, "Employees are the rungs on the Ladder of Success. Don't hesitate to step on them." But Rom is unfazed. He's sure the Union is going to succeed. ROM My ex-brother wasn't quoting the Rules of Acquisition when he came to see me yesterday. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 40. 32 CONTINUED: LEETA What did he have to say? ROM He offered me a bribe if I would end the strike. GRIMP Did you take it? ROM (insulted) No, I didn't take it. But don't you see what that means? He's getting desperate. A few more days and we'll get everything we want. Just then, there's a weird electrical hum coming from outside the door. Everyone turns to look at it and... 33 NEW ANGLE There's a electrical FRITZING sound and the door suddenly slides open, revealing Brunt flanked by the two Nausicaans. One of the Nausicaans puts away the 24th Century equivalent of a lockpick. BRUNT Brunt. F.C.A. There's a beat of stunned silence and then Frool falls to his knees in front of the Liquidator. FROOL It's not my fault. They made me do it. (points to Rom) It was all his idea. (pleading) Forgive me. BRUNT If this was Ferenginar, I'd have you all taken to the Spire of the Tower of Commerce, displayed to the crowds in the Great Marketplace below, then shoved off, one-by-one. Small children would bet on where you would land, and your spattered remains would be sold as feed mulch for gree- worms. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 41. 33 CONTINUED: FROOL Spare me. I'm old, I'm fragile, I'll push the rest of them off myself. Grimp leans over Frool. GRIMP I thought you said you weren't afraid of the F.C.A. FROOL I lied. Rom sees that if he doesn't do something soon he'll lose control. ROM (to the strikers) Don't let him intimidate you. (to Brunt) We're not on Ferenginar. BRUNT (to all) Lucky for you. (a beat) The F.C.A. understands that living on this station has... (looks lasciviously as Leeta) corrupted you. You've been tempted by unwholesome Bajoran ideals... (tears his eyes away from the dabo girls) Exposed to the twisted values of the Federation. And because of that, we're willing to forgive. There's a stunned silence. No one expected an offer of forgiveness. FROOL (a glimmer of hope) Really? Brunt ignores Frool. BRUNT But don't confuse our mercy with weakness. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 42. 33 CONTINUED: (2) BRUNT (Cont'd) If you're not back at work by tomorrow morning your financial accounts on Ferenginar will be confiscated, your families fined and your trading permits revoked. (a beat) You'll be ruined... reduced to utter destitution. (smiles) Am I understood? No one answers. BRUNT Good. I thought so. And with that he looks down at Frool... BRUNT Don't bother getting up. And walks out. 34 CLOSE ON ROM AND LEETA As they react to Brunt. GRIMP (kicks Frool) Would you get up? ROM Let him stay there. That's where he belongs. The question is... where do we belong? On our knees, like Frool... (with a slight brogue to mimic O'Brien) ... or standing tall like Sean O'Brien? LEETA (aside, to Rom) Who's Sean O'Brien? ROM He was a Union man. A man who gave his life to earn a decent wage for his fellow workers. Brunt wouldn't have intimidated him, and he won't intimidate me. GRIMP But what about our accounts on Ferenginar? DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 34 CONTINUED: ROM If your accounts on Ferenginar were worth anything, you wouldn't be working as a waiter. (a beat) I'm telling you, nothing has changed. Victory is in our grasp. All we have to do... is take it. (with fervor) Now are you with me? Grimp and Leeta are with Rom a hundred percent. GRIMP AND LEETA Yes. ROM (pumping it up) I said are you with me! Now the waiters and other dabo girls join in with shouts of approval. WAITERS AND DABO GIRLS (wallah) We're with you... Yes... All the way... Union forever... ROM Then let's get back on that picket line and show Quark what we're made of. And with that, the strikers surge out the door to get back on the picket line. All except Frool, who's still on his knees, his head bowed. FROOL (to the empty room) Can I get up now? 35 INT. PROMENADE The strikers are back in front of Quark's, shoulder to shoulder at the door. Rom strides in front of them. ROM Look sharp now, no slouching. Remember in unity there is strength. So be strong. 36 INT. PROMENADE - SECOND LEVEL O'Brien watches the strikers from the second level, smiling in approval. Worf walks up to him. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar" - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 43A. 36 CONTINUED: WORF Chief. May I speak with you? O'BRIEN What's on your mind? DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar" - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 44. 36 CONTINUED: (2) WORF I feel I owe you... an apology. I allowed our argument in Quark's to get out of hand. O'BRIEN I think there was plenty of blame to spread around. WORF Nevertheless, I'm a Starfleet officer, and Starfleet officers do not brawl with each other. O'BRIEN It wasn't much of a brawl. I grabbed you... you shoved me. Julian got tossed over a table. The mere memory of it makes Worf unhappy. WORF It never should've happened. And under normal circumstances, it never would have. But there is something about this station I find unsettling. O'BRIEN You'll get used to it. Worf isn't convinced. WORF Perhaps. But in the meantime, I think I've found a solution. I'm going to relocate my quarters to the Defiant. O'Brien's surprised. He never would've thought of that. O'BRIEN You're going to live on the Defiant? WORF I've already discussed it with Captain Sisko. O'BRIEN And he said yes? DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 45. 36 CONTINUED: (3) WORF As long as it doesn't interfere with my duties. O'BRIEN But you'll be living all by yourself. Worf looks off into space, blissfully anticipating the isolation. WORF I know. And as O'Brien reacts to Worf's decision... 37 EXT. SPACE - DEEP SPACE NINE (OPTICAL) Re-establishing. 38 INT. HABITAT RING CORRIDOR Rom is walking Leeta home. LEETA That was pretty impressive, standing up to Brunt the way you did. ROM Who'd've thought I had such natural leadership skills? LEETA I knew it all along. ROM Really? Leeta doesn't want to lie to Rom. LEETA No. ROM (smiling) I didn't think so. LEETA You've surprised a lot of people. Including me. They come to Leeta's door. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 46. 38 CONTINUED: LEETA Well, I've got to get ready. I'm having dinner with Julian. ROM He's a lucky man. Leeta kisses Rom on the head. LEETA And almost as brave as you are. Leeta ENTERS her quarters. Rom stands there for a beat, a love-sick, slap-happy grin on his face. QUARK (O.S.) Psst. Rom is still blissfully distracted by Leeta's kiss on the head. QUARK (O.S.) (harsh whisper) Rom! Rom looks around. 39 NEW ANGLE To reveal Quark, standing in a side corridor, motioning Rom over to him. Rom joins his brother. ROM She kissed me. QUARK There's no accounting for taste. (a beat) Rom, we have to talk. ROM Are you ready to give in to our demands? QUARK Of course not. ROM Then there's nothing to talk about. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 47. 39 CONTINUED: QUARK There's plenty to talk about. The F.C.A.'s involved now. And those Nausicaans working for Brunt aren't just for show. ROM I'm not going to let Brunt intimidate me... QUARK Don't you see, Rom? You should be intimidated. There's no telling what Brunt might do, and I don't want you to get hurt. Rom's not buying it. ROM You never cared what happened to me before. QUARK I've always cared about you, Rom. I've tried to protect you, save you from yourself. But Rom's suffered years of abuse under Quark and he's not about to let Quark get away with justifying. ROM How? By telling me I was an idiot my whole life? QUARK I had to be tough on you. I was trying to make you a better Ferengi. ROM What you were trying to do was make yourself feel important. Making me feel dumb made you feel smart. But I'm not dumb... and you're not half as smart as you think you are. QUARK Rom, you have to listen to me. The F.C.A. doesn't have to answer to anyone. If Brunt decides to get rid of you, no one'll be able to stop him. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 48. 39 CONTINUED: (2) ROM Look at it this way... If Brunt gets rid of me, then all your problems are solved. (a beat) You always said you wanted to be an only child. And with that, Rom EXITS. 40 CLOSE ON QUARK As he watches his brother exit. For once, the thought of being an only child doesn't sound that wonderful. 41 INT. QUARKS It's after hours in Quark's. Brunt is alone in the bar, adding up figures on a PADD. The two Nausicaans are in the background facing each other a couple of yards apart, playing a game. The game consists of one of them taking a dart and flinging it at his companion. The target lets the dart hit him in the chest, looks down at it without reacting, then plucks it out and flings it back. The Nausicaans seem to find this endlessly fascinating and continue their game during the following: Quark ENTERS and sees the Nausicaan's and Brunt. QUARK (to Brunt, re: the Nausicaans) Doesn't that hurt? BRUNT I'm sure it does. Most Nausicaan games do. (to business) Now, speaking of pain... Did you talk to your brother? QUARK We talked. BRUNT And? QUARK I need more time. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 49. 41 CONTINUED: BRUNT "Time, like latinum, is a highly limited commodity." QUARK Look, you're here to help me, right? Brunt smiles wickedly. BRUNT Wrong. I'm here to enforce Ferengi law, and protect Ferengi traditions. And that means ending this strike. (thinks it over) I can see we're going to have to make an example of someone. Quark looks worried. He didn't want any violence. QUARK What kind of example? Brunt looks over at the Nausicaans. BRUNT Oh, I'm sure we'll come up with something that'll get people's attention. QUARK I don't want my brother hurt. BRUNT I wasn't thinking of him. Attack the leader of a movement, and you risk creating a martyr. No, Rom must not be touched. Our target has to be someone unexpected, someone he cares about. (smiles) Like that dabo girl... QUARK You mean Leeta? She's not even Ferengi. BRUNT I know. That's what would make it so memorable. But she has such... (dreamy) Delicate lobes. I'm afraid I couldn't bring myself to give the order. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FOUR 49. 41 CONTINUED: BRUNT (Cont'd) (a beat) Let's see... who else does Rom care about? Brunt looks at Quark. BRUNT (to the Nausicaans) Boys. The Nausicaans stop playing their little game and walk over to Brunt. Brunt never takes his eyes off Quark. Quark realizes what Brunt is thinking. QUARK Me? But I'm on your side. BRUNT Ironic... isn't it? And as the Nausicaans close in on Quark, we... END OF ACT FOUR FADE OUT. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FIVE 51. ACT FIVE FADE IN: 42 INT. SURGERY Quark is lying on the examining table, hooked up to all sorts of medical equipment. Rom ENTERS and looks at his brother, aghast. Quark notices his brother watching at him. QUARK I thought I wasn't allowed to have visitors. ROM Doctor Bashir made an exception. (a small smile) He said you were almost killed. Quark realizes Rom's taking a little perverse pleasure in his plight. QUARK It's nothing to smile about. Those Nausicaans shattered my left eye socket, broke two of my ascending ribs and punctured my lower lung. If Odo hadn't come along when he did... ROM Does it hurt? QUARK Of course it hurts. ROM (without sympathy) Too bad. QUARK If you're going to stand there and gloat, you can leave right now. But Rom doesn't budge. ROM I'm not done gloating. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FIVE 52. 42 CONTINUED: QUARK Don't you get it? This was a message... for you. ROM It's not going to work. QUARK I wish Brunt had known that. ROM Odo has him and the Nausicaans in a holding cell. He says it's an open and shut case. QUARK It's an open and shut case all right... but I'm not going to press charges. This throws Rom off. ROM You're not? QUARK I'm in enough trouble with the F.C.A. as it is. ROM But then Odo'll have to let them go. QUARK Either way, the F.C.A. will just send another Liquidator. And the next one'll make an example of you. ROM (sober) Then you'll be the one gloating. The thought doesn't seem to bring any joy to Quark. QUARK I don't want to gloat. I want to end the strike. ROM So give us what we want. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FIVE 53. 42 CONTINUED: (2) QUARK Rom, I can't. I'm not going against ten thousand years of Ferengi tradition. ROM You're just afraid of the F.C.A. Quark can't believe how dense Rom is. QUARK Of course I'm afraid of the F.C.A. They crushed my eye socket. And if you had any sense, you'd be afraid of them too. If this strike doesn't get settled soon, we're both going to find ourselves tossed out the nearest airlock. (driving his point home) You have to dissolve the union. Quark sees that Rom won't agree, but suddenly brightens as he comes up with a possible solution. QUARK At least officially. ROM What do you mean? QUARK I mean, you dissolve the union, make it look like I've won, and I'll give you everything you want. ROM You'll meet our demands? QUARK That's what I said, you idiot. ROM Even sick leave? Quark's already regretting his offer. QUARK Even sick leave. (a beat) And six months from now, when the F.C.A. isn't watching my books so closely, you'll get your raises. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FIVE 54. 42 CONTINUED: (3) ROM (cynical) Six months? QUARK It's the best I can do. That's not good enough for Rom. ROM No it's not. All you have to do is make up one of your fake business ledgers for the F.C.A. They'll never know the difference. QUARK (gives in) All right, you'll get your raises by the end of the week. (the bottom line) But the union dies here. Today. And that's my final offer. And as Rom considers Quark's offer... 43 EXT. SPACE - DEEP SPACE NINE (OPTICAL) (STOCK) Close on the Defiant in dock. 44 INT. DEFIANT - CREW QUARTERS Worf is pulling the mattress out of one of the bunk beds. His bat'leth and some personal baggage are on the floor. He sits down on the hard surface of the unpadded bunk, testing it out. DAX (O.S.) Better. Worf turns and sees Dax standing at the door. WORF Much. DAX I thought about getting you a plant, but somehow it didn't seem right. WORF A wise decision. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FIVE 55. 44 CONTINUED: DAX So I brought you this instead. Dax holds out a isolinear chip. Worf takes it and looks at it questioningly. DAX It's a collection of my favorite Klingon operas. Think about it. You can lie in bed and pipe them through the Defiant's com system... as loud as you want. WORF (pleased) A very thoughtful gift. Dax smiles, but that isn't really why she's here. DAX You know, Worf, in the end, living on the Defiant isn't going to change anything. You're still going to have to get used to life on the station. WORF I'm not sure I agree. DAX Sooner or later you're going to have to adapt. Worf's been doing a lot of thinking about this. WORF Perhaps, in the end, it is all of you who will have to adapt to me. Dax smiles at Worf's determination. He is what he is, and he's not about to change for anyone. 45 INT. QUARK'S It's a busy day. The waiters and dabo girls are back at work and the Time of Cleansing is over. Quark and Leeta are greeting Quark's Bajoran cliental as they return to the bar. QUARK Come in. Come in. Welcome back. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FIVE 56. 45 CONTINUED: Leeta takes the arm of one of the Bajoran men and steers him toward the dabo table. LEETA Why don't you try your luck at dabo wheel? Remember, every Bajoran is allowed one free spin QUARK (to Leeta) You're in a good mood. LEETA (smiling) I just got a raise. Leeta walks off with the Bajoran customer. KIRA ENTERS along with a female Bajoran friend. She looks relaxed and rested... at least until she sees Quark. QUARK Major. I must say you're looking particularly cleansed today. KIRA Just give us two mugs of synthale, a double order of hasperat, and hold the conversation. Kira and her friend take a seat at a side table. QUARK (to her back) Is it any wonder that I've missed you? 46 CLOSE ON QUARK As he looks around the bar. His employees are back and he's making money. All's right with the world. 47 NEW ANGLE As Rom ENTERS, wearing a new set of Bajoran-style maintenance worker's coveralls. QUARK Rom, there you are. Why aren't you in your waiter's uniform? ROM I'll have a large snail juice, please. Straight up. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar " - 1/08/96 - ACT FIVE 57. 47 CONTINUED: QUARK You know there's no drinking on the job. ROM That's no way to talk to a customer. QUARK You're not a customer. You're an employee. Rom puffs up his chest with pride. ROM Not anymore. I've wiped my last table and mixed my last blackhole. Starting today, I'm one of the station's diagnostic and repair technicians. Junior grade... (with pride) Night shift. Quark's shocked. QUARK You're quitting? ROM Effective immediately. QUARK But I gave you everything you wanted. ROM I know. But if the strike taught me anything, it's that... I do a lot better when you're not around. (a beat) Don't worry. I'll keep your holosuites running and fix your replicators when they're broken. Believe me, this'll be good for our relationship. QUARK (hurt) I don't. ROM Think about it. If I keep working for you, all I have to look forward to is waiting for you to die so I can inherit the bar. (a beat) Well I don't want you to die. DEEP SPACE NINE: "The Bar... " - 1/08/96 - ACT FIVE 58. 47 CONTINUED: (2) ROM (Cont'd) And besides, I deserve to have a life of my own now. Quark isn't so sure this is a good idea. He's genuinely concerned for his brother's well-being. QUARK But without me looking after you... ROM (interrupting) I'll do fine. Quark sees the resolve on Rom's face and knows he's not going to argue him out of his decision. QUARK I suppose you will. I'm going to miss you. ROM No you won't. I'll be here all the time. Only I'll be a paying customer. (bellowing) Now get me my snail juice. (softens) Brother. Quark looks at his brother in a new light. Things have changed and he's not sure he likes it. QUARK (grumpy) Coming right up. And as Quark goes off to fill the order, Rom smiles and proudly adjusts his uniform. FADE OUT. END OF ACT FIVE THE END