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Sisko: "Jake, the whole point of the Festival is
to put all your troubles behind you and make a new start."
Jake: "I could use one. ...Okay, I'll go."
Sisko: "Good! That's the spirit!"
Jake: "But I'm not going to have any fun." |
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Bashir: "Oh, nervous and irascible."
O'Brien: "If you hadn't seen your wife and child for two months,
you'd be irascible too."
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Bashir: "How many games of racquetball have we played in the last
two months?"
O'Brien: "I don't know - 15, maybe 20?"
Bashir: "Try 70... and you know what all those games taught me?
That I'm a poor substitute for your wife."
O'Brien: "I could've told you that 60 games ago." |
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Lwaxana: "Odo... don't worry. I'm here to help
you."
Odo: "What... kind of help do you mean?"
Lwaxana: "Oh. Well, a sympathetic ear, a shoulder to cry on... a
lap to melt in?"
Odo: "Ah. Well. That's very considerate of you, but unnecessary." |
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(Announcing her plans to Odo)
Lwaxana: "First, a little fun and relaxation... and then we can
delve into the depths of your pain..." |
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Bareil: "I never expected Kai Winn to make me one
of her principal advisors."
Kira: "I think she asks your advice just so that she can do the
exact opposite of what you recommend." |
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Bareil: "Jadzia, of course.
I've never understood how the two of you could be such good friends.
She's so... unpredictable. And you're so..."
Kira: "Predictable?"
Bareil: "Well, I didn't mean it like that." |
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Keiko: "Miles, I didn't say
I was going to! I just meant I could use some."
O'Brien: "That's okay. If you need to sleep, go ahead! I'll
understand."
Keiko: "No, you won't. You'll be disappointed and you'll start
brooding and stomping around like an Andorian bull." |
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(talking about the renewal scrolls)
Kira: "As the scrolls burn, may our troubles burn to ashes with
them.'" |
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Jadzia: "Morn, It's hard to
believe a handsome, fun-loving guy like you could have so many problems!
My advice to you is to burn this as quickly as possible and don't look
back." |
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Lwaxana: "Oh, dance with me,
Odo!"
Odo: "I'm sorry. I don't dance."
Lwaxana: "Nonsense! I saw you moving to the music!"
Odo: "That wasn't dancing. That was... swaying."
Lwaxana: "Oh, then sway with me, Odo! Sway with me." |
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Quark: "You hew-mons, you
never learn. You let your women go out in public, hold jobs, wear
clothing, and you wonder why your marriages fall apart."
O'Brien: "That's your solution, Quark, huh? Treat women like
property!" |
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Sisko: "Dax...?"
Dax: "Hmm?"
Sisko: "What are you doing?"
Dax: "Making myself comfortable. ...Have I ever told you that you
smell wonderful? [Giggles.]"
Sisko: "Oh... [Laughs.] Ah- ah- you know, Old Man, I have to
admit you had me going there for a minute! [Laughs.]"
Dax: "Benjamin, stop acting so coy, there's no one around."
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Jake: "You look like you
could use a little cheering up."
Kira: "Jake, do me a favor."
Jake: "Anything!"
Kira: "Leave me alone." |
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Sisko: "Doctor, I need your
help!"
Bashir: "And I need yours, too! You've got to get me away from
Kira! I can't keep my hands off her."
Kira: "What's worse, I can't keep my hands off him!" |
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Lwaxana: (to Bashir)
"Zanthi Fever?! Oh, that's ridiculous. Tha- that's impossible. That only
affects older Betazoids." |
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Sisko: "You're saying Dax...?"
Bashir: "Only on a subconscious level. Best not think about it
too much, if you ask me." |
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O'Brien: "My headache was
just a headache. I never was affected by Mrs. Troi."
Keiko: "Well, I guess that means you don't have a latent
attraction to me after all."
O'Brien: "Nothing latent about it. Or weren't you paying
attention last night?" |
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Molly: "I don't feel so
good."
O'Brien: "Really? Aw... tell Daddy what's wrong." (Molly
pukes)
Lwaxana: (stepping out of the airlock) "Oh... you poor
dear. I should never have given you all that candy." |
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Jadzia: (after decking
Vedek Bareil) "I'm sorry Benjamin, he was just starting to annoy
me." |
