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Kira: "Odo, I know you don't need to eat, but did
you ever try it anyway?"
Odo: "Once. Not long after I was first able to assume the
humanoid form."
Kira: "And...?"
Odo: "...And since I don't have taste buds it was very
unsatisfying. Not to mention messy."
Kira: "Messy?!"
Odo: "I'd rather not talk about it." |
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Tiron: "...We were having such a pleasant
conversation."
Kira: "As I recall, you were the one doing all the talking." |
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Dax: "I wish we'd had time to beam down to the
surface and take a closer look."
O'Brien: "Yeah, but I'd hate to have run into a Jem'Hadar patrol
while we were down there picking flowers." |
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Jadzia: "The gravimetric distortions are
intensifying, but they don't seem to be coming from the star itself."
O'Brien: "But where else could they be coming from? There aren't
any planets in this system."
Jadzia: "There are now." |
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Deral: "I was admiring... your markings. Are they
decorative?"
Jadzia: "No. Are yours?"
Deral: "No. ...If you don't mind me asking... how far down do
they go?"
Jadzia: "All the way." |
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Deral: "The trick is to scoop out the pulp, and
eat the thin layer inside the rind. Here, try some."
Jadzia: "It's delicious."
Deral: "Especially if you've been looking forward to it for sixty
years."
Jadzia: "Sixty years?"
O'Brien: "Huh. That's a long time between meals." |
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Quark: "It's a very... effective program."
Tiron: "On the contrary, I found it to be quite dull - boring,
boring, BORING!" |
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Quark: "Oh, for that kind of money, you can move
into a holosuite. Now, what is it you want?"
Tiron: "I want... Major Kira."
Quark: "Kir- What are you going to do with Kira in a holosuite?
...No. Don't tell me. I don't want to know." |
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Kira: "Quark! I don't have time for this! Why
don't you make him your one millionth customer?"
Quark: "But Major, that would be dishonest."
Kira: "Oh, that never stopped you before!"
Quark: "But this is a special occasion! An event like this only
happens once in a bar owner's lifetime. Let me tell you about your
prizes!"
Kira: "You mean I won something?!"
Quark: "Of course you won something. It's part of the
celebration."
Kira: "I never won anything before."
Quark: "Well. Now you have. Congratulations." |
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Deral: "Don't tell me, in eight lifetimes you've
never climbed a tree?"
Jadzia: "That's how I know I'm afraid of heights." |
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(over a comlink while Deral is planting kisses all
over Jadzia's neck and O'Brien listens in on the whole exchange with
amusement)
Sisko: "If all that fresh air and sunshine start getting to you,
you're welcome to come back up here to the Defiant."
Jadzia: "We're managing... just fine."
Sisko: "I'm sure you are." |
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Quark: "You just happened to get in the frame."
Odo: "Hah!"
Quark: "Will you stop doing that?"
Odo: "Not until you start telling the truth." |
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Quark: "What do you say, Major? Give the public
what they want. They're not asking for much, just the chance to work
side by side with you."
Kira: "Oh, they wanna work with me! Well, then let them apply to
the Bajoran Military Academy. That way, I can be sure everyone in Ops is
wearing their uniform."
Quark: "Is that a no?"
Kira: "Well, let me put it another way - if I ever catch you
pointing a holo-imager at me again, you will end up eating it." |
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Jadzia: "After eight lifetimes as a humanoid,
existing as pure consciousness... might be interesting."
Sisko: "Next time we see each other, I'll probably be a
great-grandfather!"
Jadzia: "Good, then I can call you Old Man." |
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Bashir: "I, um, don't know what to say."
Jadzia: "That's a first." |
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Jadzia: "Do you think you'll be done overhauling
the station by the next time I see you [in sixty years]?"
O'Brien: "I doubt it." |
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Jadzia: "I just need some
time. (to herself) I just need some time... just sixty years or
so." |
